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Tommy LLamas - 12/23/00 23:03:45 My Email:GayParie.SIGEP.com SigEp Status: Undergraduate School: The French Academy of Fine Acting and PANFACE Chapter: LA GAMMA (I'M the PRES) Home Town: MIAMI (But right now I'm in the city of love and hairy armpits--PARIS) Age: 21 (Just legal for all those Parisan boys) How I Found This Place: I built this site with my sweaty bod and bare hands | Comments: HELLO Everyone, This is your Pres Tommy writing from an internet cafe in Paris. I'm here with the family soaking up the French atmosphere--the culture, the wine, the young boys in tights it is all very alluring to me!! Yesterday, I went on a sightseeing tour. First, was the Louvre--It was so cute but I had to walk around so much I hurt my tooshies (BOOHOO). Next was the Eiffel Tower. I mounted that tower and rode it straight to the top--then it was a light lunch (gotta watch my weight) at the cafe in the stars--Deelish. It was getting late so I made the Arc Di Triumph my last stop. I wasn't very impressed. People kept telling me that that was where Napolean once stood. I was like--where is that sexy little world conquerer (I will eat him up). Spaeking of eating--the cuisine here is exquisite. Consequently, my thighs are getting fat and I have to make weight for the CAN CAN show tonight!!! It is my passion in life. Well, who ever thought that a SigEp could cum this far. I love you all!! P.S. Since they stole my laptop I've decided that I can't continue my position as SigEp Pres. So instead I'm going to pursue my career in Europe. I will be a mime in the park during the day, a Parisian dancing boy in the afternoon, and then its on to the CAN CAN theatre at night!! Thanks brothers and wish me luck!! TOOTLES EVERYONE!! |
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J.T. Hannan - 12/15/00 01:02:45 My Email:jthannan@hotmail.com SigEp Status: Alumnus School: LU Law Chapter: Chapter 28 by the way Home Town: close to bars and ez serve Age: 23 How I Found This Place: Tommy told me to look so I did: | Comments: Funny crap on the guestbook, I am impressed. While I am here, I want to extend quick notes of congratulations to Josh Lujan, John Dale, and Andrew Miranti all of whom got engaged recently and to Jim Knoth who will tie the knot in a few weeks here in New O leans. ITH |
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Eric Rust - 12/11/00 18:37:55 My Email:earust@loyno.edu SigEp Status: Undergraduate School: Loyola Chapter: Limpbizkit Home Town: Ravetown, Florida Age: 21 glowsticks How I Found This Place: Through the mad drum and bass Miro was kicking out of his headphones | Comments: Somebody help me I am in love with my roomate. She works at The Metro and the Palace Theater. One night it's cocktails and the next its gloworms. I hear the mad techno jungle trip hop beats that make me want to do something crazy like jump on her and p netrate her with my glowlovestick. I want to play DJ and dancer with her. She's the DJ and I dance around the room like a silly little boy who has never heard music before. Please help brothers. I really need help, I'm running out of Vapor Rub. Flipp Save me! Miro kick me and the nuts and call me a dumb American. |
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Barn Dong Boy Allen - 12/08/00 06:32:58 My Email:bmallen@loyno.edu SigEp Status: Undergraduate School: Loyola Chapter: Epsilon Dakota Home Town: The great state of North Dakota Age: 20 How I Found This Place: The smell of Stink Bombs lured me in | Comments: It won't stop growing. I don't know what to do. It is cutting into my everyday life. I have to buy baggy pants and Fruit of the Loom doesn't make a size for me. I'm a grown man wearing diapers to support myself. Please somebody send me some medicine. Marris complains why I can never go to the bathroom properly. Screw you Pip. Do you know what I'm going through. I can't take it!! Somebody give me a stink bomb. |
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Richard E. Ellis - 12/05/00 00:22:19 My Email:ree352@hotmail.com SigEp Status: Alumnus School: I.U. Chapter: Indiana Beta Home Town: Harbor Springs, MI Age: 32 How I Found This Place: Yahoo! | Comments: I was searching for a national alumni directory and I came upon your web site by chance. Nice touch with the guest book. Take Care & best of luck to everyone. |
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Dave Garcia - 11/15/00 04:05:42 SigEp Status: Undergraduate School: University of Utah Chapter: Utah Beta | Comments: What up gentlemen. I'm a Phi at Utah Beta, I was just kicking around on the net and I found your site. It looks great, the beginning introduction kicked ass. keep up the good work and if you're ever in salt lake city, come chill with us. H.F.F. |
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Jason Giles - 11/13/00 06:06:18 My Email:versace@silkness.com SigEp Status: Undergraduate School: Loyol Chapter: Riverdale Home Town: River Ridge Age: 21 How I Found This Place: Through the connections...the Italian grapevine...costra nostra in other words | Comments: To all my bros, This is the man, Versace, what's up pimp daddys. Chilling with a fine woman and a fine suite...Italian, from Jeff's Haberdashery. That means hat store in German. Props to the Fanguy and Tommy...boys for life. To my peeps in the lockdown don't worry I' making mula to get you all out. You know what I mean. Peace and with IFC grease. Joe kisses all around. |
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POOPY MONSTER - 11/07/00 01:52:26 My URL:WWW.PORKER.EDU My Email:SAME SigEp Status: Non SigEp School: LOYOLA Chapter: adg Home Town: new orleans la Age: 22 How I Found This Place: loyola | Comments: Sometimes I notice that my poop has a strange odor. I think it has to do with me eating dogs. Oh well, life goes on... |
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Jason Light - 10/17/00 20:08:55 My Email:jlight@att.com SigEp Status: Alumnus School: LSU Chapter: LA Beta Home Town: Rochester, NY Age: 24 | Comments: Congrats on the cup.. it is a great achievement |
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Brian Hamblen - 09/28/00 00:18:39 SigEp Status: Undergraduate School: Tn Zeta Chapter: Lambuth Home Town: Jackson, TN Age: 21 How I Found This Place: W/search engine | Comments: |
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Jeff Powdrill - 09/22/00 08:00:19 My Email:jplsu@aol.com SigEp Status: Non SigEp School: Louisiana State University Chapter: LA BETA Home Town: BR, LA Age: 19 How I Found This Place: the internet | Comments: The number one stunna chapter representing the dirty south... LA BETA #1 party school #1 baseball team #1 beer drinking fools #1 in intramural keg stands bring the stuff |
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Big Slappy - 09/07/00 23:50:07 My Email:A1Sig96@aol.com SigEp Status: Alumnus School: Crayola High Chapter: LA Gamma Home Town: South of the border Age: 23 How I Found This Place: next question | Comments: what's up buttnuts, writing from the land of bean burritos and ass explosions. med school is cool, so far so good, live w/ a crazy puerto rican, a loud texan, and some dude from california. anyway, heard waikiki is coming up, good luck, don't miss it li e I did soph yr, and hope to see y'all in dec if I get back in civilization in time before you guys leave. |
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Jose Miranda - 08/23/00 16:04:00 SigEp Status: Non SigEp Age: 21 | Comments: I'm back!!!!!! The time has finnally come!. Sparky dog will reign over all this year. Now that I have the EXACT same car as Rust we can combine forces to become a dancing duo on the rave scene! Watch out because the dog is back! Roof! |
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- 08/08/00 16:55:16 SigEp Status: Non SigEp | Comments: Hello sig ep grinders (Rust, Tommy, and Jose). Since it is obvious that this guestbook is your personal note-posting playground, I decided to break the ugly cycle and post a little message of my own. I have seen some funny attempts at people trying to t lk like me on this guestbook. Nice attempt Rust. I'll be back on the 25th of August to enlighten you idiots once again with the language that I use. Until then you three, take care and try not to get beat (especially you and your twigs Rust). -james |
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- 08/04/00 15:28:16 SigEp Status: Non SigEp | Comments: Tommy you have WAY TOO MUCH SPARE TIME ON YOUR HAnds!!! Your leisure activites include impersonating your frat bros, neglecting your abused Honduran son (Humbertico still hasn't forgotten about you, and counting the days until you see Lisa, the love of y ur life again. I know that marriage is in the midst it is only one more year and then you can move into the barn in Lisa's backyard!! I can't wait for a traditional Georgia wedding...beastiality and Uncle Billy Bob. |
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James Anderson "Johnny Ice" - 08/02/00 21:10:10 SigEp Status: Non SigEp How I Found This Place: You know where m raw digga be at the East 1999. Creeping on steal. Playa wha! | Comments: Dear brothers I will now talk in my own language of "ice" please buy my dictionary "How not to be chop" in stores this fall. This will help you in translation: How is it my fellow crime luvs out there. I know it's crucial outside but for real! I ice up the skeelo if you know my plantation! Yeah! 'm here flexin' on my flatboard push da .lbs east of Motown so come visit cuz you crave the urge! Chop is what I'm hea ing this days cuz my boys are flexin the switches on the bitches. Stop procrastinating on the one four and step up and get pounded! You know I am tonight. If you want that oscar meyer you better holla at that wodee like my boy Juvee! One time my brother. 'll see you in the fall. Keep cravin' the shiznit and don't chop before you ROAST! Ice me out, James (pushin the 289's!) |
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Jose Ramon Miranda - 08/02/00 19:02:17 My Email:jose909@hotmail.com SigEp Status: Alumnus School: LOYNO Chapter: Lagamma Home Town: Miami Age: 21 How I Found This Place: I saw Wolf's headq | Comments: Hey guys can't wait to get back into the swing of the things. One more month and I will be back in the house livin it up. Senior year is going to rock the house. Waldo's Madd's and the Boot are going to be my home for real. I can't wait till I can sit back and enjoy a bourbon and coke with some Knuckles. Loyola is really the greatest place to be for college. I'm going to be an Orientation Leader and I can't wait to rush the new freshman. You know we are going to do well in rush, I'm the VP and I'm g ing to take it very serious. Intramurals are going to be key to having excellent celebration parties at Waldo's with the Predator. You know what I'm talking about Rust. Yeah baby!!! I can't wait till basketball starts so I can wear CoolWhip. I'm gett ng a new haircut for the next year so I might look a little differnt. I also got a car and can't wait to drive it up. It's a Wrangler with big wheels just like E-rocks. I'm going to put Sparky on the license plate. To all the little sisters hello, and guess what I'm single. Yes! Take Care Guys see you in the fall |
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Sparky - 07/31/00 16:36:36 SigEp Status: Non SigEp School: LOYNO Chapter: LAGAMMA Home Town: MIAMI | Comments: I was goign to respond to the latest addition to the web page but I decided that whoever wrote those things (Drama Tommy) has a lot of pent up homosexual erotic tenedencies (Tommy) and they are just waiting to bust out. So young boys of Loyola watch out! Cause El Presidente is coming home!! |
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Tommy & Sparky & Rust - 07/27/00 14:12:04 SigEp Status: Alumnus School: Loyola Chapter: Starts with a G and ends with a AMMA! Yeah! Home Town: Earth city Age: 20 How I Found This Place: Rust | Comments: Hey Dudes! We are ready! Are you guys! Great! We love our summer break, how has yours been? Really? Great! Eric has the bought the 'NSYNC album and burned us a bunch of copies...we even have one for the house! Woo! As for me, old Sparky has been keeping h s nipples hair-free and oiled so you know that makes Eric happy! Great! As for myself, Miami has been a dream! There was a bunch of sailors here for OpSail so you know old Sparky! Had a couple of drinks and the next thing I know I am waking up in the capt in's suite of a greek naval vessel with 3 cabin boys dripping in engine grease and me with a sore tushy! Yeah! Sparktacus' Gay-dar is still in full effect...oops got to go, the boss wants his morning wake-me-up, and I ain't talking about coffee...but I am talking about cream! p.s. Can we put up some rainbow flags this year or what? Hello, it's the new millenium! Let me show off my pride...and who took my leathers! |
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Jose Miranda - 07/26/00 18:29:26 SigEp Status: Non SigEp | Comments: Oh God! It's coming! The new year is almost here and boy am I ready. Watch out little boys and girls cause this is the return of the Spark Dog so watch out. Luckily my owners haven't nutered me yet so it's breeding time for me. I've been stuck down here i Miami with only a few slim pickings to choose from. I need fresh Loyola meat! Why do you think I'm the orientation leader? No worrys though cuz I've been fulfilling my urges with the Ft. Lauderdale "Predator" this summer. Mmmm Mmmmm. Let me tell you. Thr w in a few little spanish boys from the beach after a rave and you got yourself a party! (Hey rust, I've perfected the glowstick technique in where I can spin them around and setting anyone in eyes view into a hypnotic sexual trance where they begin to ne d and want me, the Sparky! AYyyoooooh Roof!) Anyway I must get back to my work. See you all in the Spring and Ibiza in 2001. P.L.U.R. (Peace-Love-Unity-Respect) rave lingo Sparky |
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Eric Crust - 07/18/00 20:31:07 My Email:CrUsTy RuSt.com SigEp Status: Undergraduate School: Ron's school of glowsticks Chapter: LA-GAMMA Rocks Home Town: surfing the waves around Jacksonville Age: 20 (12 in Mormon years) How I Found This Place: James told me to come her so I did | Comments: I just want you to know that the reson that I joined SigEp was not for the parties, not for the beutiful women associated with SigEp, not for the brotherhood, not for the cool jerseys, but because of this web site. This site made me realize how bad I wan ed to be a SigEp. So thank you Sammy I am forever indebted to you!!! love, Rust "The sparkle Puss" Glowstick salesman |
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Eric Rust - 07/12/00 06:41:45 My Email:earust@loyno.edu SigEp Status: Undergraduate | Comments: Hey guys this is Rust. You seriously need to take this guest book seriously. We are SigEps for life and we should respect are site as we do ourselves. That goes for you tommy and jose. You two being leaders and all, show some respect. |
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It's me - 06/28/00 15:40:15 SigEp Status: Undergraduate | Comments: Someone needs to update the site before next semester starts. The information is antiquated and the picture of Brian Youtz as president is very very scary. The roster has not been updated with the new member's names and many of the members have graduate /left the fraternity. We need an official renewal of one of the best SigEp sites on the net!! GET on the ball someone!! We need some new pictures to scan into the web page and we need to rewrite many sections (especially intramurals)>>>>>>>>>thanks I think we should add a composite section. This would have pictures of pass composites! |
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Ashton - 06/23/00 21:30:20 SigEp Status: Non SigEp | Comments: Brother Tiberus this is Ashton. I have been demoted in my ranks in the Navy due to a particular stench that I carry called "Ode to the crazy dirtyman" Brother James I have nothing but fond memories of you--our days running in the fields and frolicking i the grass were the greatest days of my life. I never knew a man of such stature had such a surprise in his pants. Alas, I suffer day to day swabbing the deck of the S.S. Yugoslavia. Did I tell you I am fluent in Russian--Der Stabcov Comrade. That mea s, "suck my left nut". I will see you all very soon!! |
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James Tiberus - 06/23/00 18:16:55 My Email:jthannan@hotmail.com SigEp Status: Alumnus School: Law! Yikes! Chapter: Gamma Home Town: Somewhere Uptown Age: 22 How I Found This Place: Rusty told me to "pass by, have a few cocktails" | Comments: ASHTON HANDLY- where are you and why havent Mark, Eric or I heard from you in awhile. Whenever I play golf at Audubon and see a fat girl running by or hear someone screaming at another golfer I think of you. We are cold without you brother-call me at 202- 85-2552. PS There was a gorilla sighting at the Gold Club wednesday, I am still laughing at what I saw. |
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Jonathan Randal Esquire III - 06/22/00 16:46:19 My URL:http://NGeog@intanet.edu My Email:NtechGEO/gorrila.edu SigEp Status: Non SigEp School: Columbia Home Town: PAOPAO, Brazil Age: 45 How I Found This Place: I was alerted by the FBI | Comments: ----------Attention all Loyola students-----------BOLO------BOLO-----------BOLO--------------BOLO--- This is to warn the students of Loyola that a rare Silverback Gorilla has escpaed from the Columbian Zoo. My name is Jonathan Randal Esquire III, I am a gorilla research expert tracking this beast as we speak. The Gorilla is indigenous to the region of olumbia known as "LAS PAMPAS" a dense tropical rainforest. This Gorilla was on exhibition at the Audubon Zoo nearly six years ago and escaped into the New Orleans/Metarie area. Throughout the years, the gorrila has been spotted in several popular locat ons throughout New Orleans--Taco Bell, Kokopeles, the Loyola library and passed out on the Madigan's bathroom floor. The gorilla seems to have taken to the custom of wearing various Sigep t-shirts, breathing heavily and grunting when inebriated. If you do see this gorilla do not approach him. He is highly dangerous and known to emit a toxic gas from his anal orfice. Whatever you do don't look directly into his eyes. He will begin talking to you and if you aren't a Sigep yet, you will be one by the end of the conversation. Any information that leads to the capture of this wild beast can lead to a cash reward of 10,000 packets of ketchup. Remember, if you see him don't be alarmed just stand as still as possible and hope that he doesn't catch your scent. Thank you |
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Fergus - 06/22/00 15:55:34 SigEp Status: Undergraduate | Comments: "Seriously" |
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Sparky - 06/21/00 20:49:19 My Email:Jose909@hotmail.com SigEp Status: Undergraduate School: Loyola New Orleans Chapter: LA Gamma Home Town: MIAMI, FL Age: 21 How I Found This Place: Shut up | Comments: It is too bad that this website is used for Tommy's "fun-time" enjoyment instead of for recruting or simply representational purposes of which it is truly intended. Unfortunately, A&F is not having a sale and I can't restock on the latest fashions and st les. Miami is chill, I'm working for a kick ass law firm and making good money. I look forward to seeing most of the bros in August. Some other ones (you know who you are) will be dealt with. Mike Deeb stop sleeping in my bed at the Bordeaux mansion. Wolff please quit your job as bartender/gogodancer at the OZ and tell youknowwho to stop bellydancing on the weekends. Piazza, I got your card and will attend you and Tif's wedding in December at the Italian Cafe (MANGA!!). To all the Knuckles out there od bless you--you are the only ones that keep me sane!! I will see you all soon and look forward to running a truly educational pledge season (if you know what I mean). I can't wait to live in the house next year (JJ get out of my room) and for the part of the year Waikiki. Good luck this summer--------->SPARKY |
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Jose Miranda - 06/21/00 18:26:17 My Email:JoseMiranda@hotmail.com SigEp Status: Undergraduate School: Doggystyle Univ. Chapter: Lagamma Home Town: Westchester How I Found This Place: Read the Abercrombie & Fitch Catalogue | Comments: Hey Guys. It's me big Sparky. I've been in Miami updating my fashion by going to A&F every day. They're having a sale today. YEAH! I've been working for my uncle here who is really nice. I go clubbing with him after work and usually wake up next to hi in the morning. Come on guys he's rich. My family is fine. I really miss New Orleans and I can't wait till next year so I can implant my "Sparky Nuts" into the house guests. Don't worry guys I cook a mean Pasta in my "Special Sauce" my taught me the s cret recipe when my mom was away and he was drunk of Havana Rum. The best thing about it is that it give you a little surprise in the back of your mouth. WHEEEEE. Take care, and I'll be in full swing humping anything that moves. Girls and Boys Ahoy! Sparky |
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Tommy Llamas - 06/21/00 18:16:15 My Email:tllamas@loyno.edu SigEp Status: Undergraduate School: Loyola Chapter: That's right it's My Chapter Home Town: Miami Age: 20 How I Found This Place: Somebody leaked | Comments: Unfortunately, someone has posed as me once again. A one Jose "Sparky" Miranda decided it would be funny writing that entry. It was quite amusing. Ha...Ha...Ha...I say. I am actually in NYC working at NBC. It's been great over here. The city is craz expensive, but I get cocked off a bottle of Jack every weekend. I hope everybody is doing well, and I can't wait till next year. The Regime will live on. |
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Tommy LLamas - 06/21/00 16:38:58 My Email:Tommy@thebigapple.com SigEp Status: Undergraduate School: The streets of the bronx Chapter: La gamma (but thinking of switching to NY Beta) Home Town: Presently on 153st and 122nd Ave. (Above the CATS theatre) Age: 20 How I Found This Place: I asked the mayor of New York | Comments: Yo bros, It is Tommy writing from the bigtime, the bigapple, the city that never sleeps, birthplace of the big lady and the torch and Coney Island hotdogs--if you haven't gotten the point yet--NEW YORK, NEW YORK. I am having a helluva time in da Bronx Burroghs. 've taken up street ball on Madison and 33rd so watch out Loyola Wolfpack. Besides my intern duties at NBC I work as a mime in Central Park and a naked trapezee artist in the biggest club in the biggest city--called LIFE. I am having so much fun in this melting pot of a place that I don't know if I can leave. Alas, I miss my drinking buddies (the muskateers) and my Frat brothers most of all. Females have not been too kind to me in the city. I have managed to secure a 80 year-old PuertoRican prostitue Of which I will tell you about in my book, which will be released in June 2001-"Bright Lights, Big City--the story of the struggle of a young Cuban American in modern New York City"). I will probably leave this place sometime but not before making my mar on this--the greatest place for a cockaroach or a sewer rat to thrive--city. You can catch me on the Les Miserables webpage (im the third face to the left in the stunning green tights). Bros, keep the fires burning cause im coming home soon and there'll be hell to pay!! later bitches "El PRESIDENTE" or you can call me by my stagename "EL Gatico" |
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James Anderson - 06/09/00 21:06:13 SigEp Status: Undergraduate School: Loyola Chapter: La Gtown Gamma Home Town: CTown Age: 20 How I Found This Place: Ice | Comments: Yo Sigep let's pump up for the summer. So we are ice once again in the fall. If a brick falls then we glass it over some mot's square. You dig. Brad and Scott boys for life I will never forget your dedication to the ice chamber deep in my heart. To all t e clowns SDB. Out, Jtown Anderson smooth real smooth |
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chris tijerina - 06/02/00 14:47:48 SigEp Status: Alumnus School: U.N.T Chapter: TEXAS BETA Home Town: DENTON TX Age: 23 | Comments: ONE OF MY BROTHERS CAME FROM YOUR CHPT. JAMES BRADY. |
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Patrick Rogers - 05/25/00 00:07:05 My URL:http://velle68.tripod.com/ My Email:pdr206@is9.nyu.edu SigEp Status: Undergraduate School: New York University Chapter: NY Gamma Home Town: New York, NY Age: 20 How I Found This Place: Friends at Loyno | Comments: Greetings brothers! Just thought that I would check out our fellow SigEps in LA. Nice site, just checking it out for now. Ill get in touch with you guys later when ours is finished. Take care and have a great summer! |
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Fergus Tuohy - 04/27/00 22:40:13 My Email:fergustuohy@hotmail.com SigEp Status: Undergraduate School: Loyola Chapter: La Gamma Home Town: New Orleans Age: 21 | Comments: Anonymous, whoever you are, you are a very weak person not to attach a name to your little prediction of the new eboard. No one respects your opinions--especially now, and it is sad that you exist in our brotherhood, harboring resentments that you are to scared to express. Judging by your tone, you sound like someone who normally speaks up. So it sounds to me like you are someone who thinks things just aren't going your way. If you want to hurt Tommy, Branch, and Tim, beat their asses, if you want to e press a legitimate concern about their leadership, tell them face to face. Dont be a coward. |
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William Hydrick - 04/28/00 My URL:Sammy's Own Homepage My Email:William.Hydrick@Tulane.Edu SigEp Status: Alumnus School: Loyola Chapter: Louisiana Gamma Home Town: Metairie, Louisiana Age: 35 How I Found This Place: I made it. | Comments: We did it again. Our Third guestbook has filled up. I've started a new one. All Guestbooks are still available by clicking on the "First Guestbook", "Second Guestbook", "Third Guestbook", or "Fourth Guestbook" links at the bottom of this page. Happy su fing! |
